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Rob Lowe's Son Found Out His Mom Taught Gwyneth Paltrow How To Give Blowjobs And I Have Second, Third, And Fourth-Hand Embarrassment

I think at this point it's safe to say that Gwyneth Paltrow is a pretty ~open~ person.

 

And she recently proved that fact again when she went on Rob Lowe's podcast, Literally! With Rob Lowe.

 

The friends co-starred in View from the Top in 2003.

The 56-year-old Goop mogul chatted with the Parks and Rec star and revealed that his wife, makeup artist Sheryl Berkoff, taught her how to give blow jobs.

Rob and Sheryl have been married since 1991.

UMMMMMM.

"I met Sheryl when I was 15 or 16," Gwyneth began. "And I was like immediately obsessed with her."

Gwyneth met Sheryl on the set of a movie her mom, Blythe Danner, was starring in.

"First of all, she was dating Keanu Reeves, who was my celebrity crush. And she was so cool," she continued. "And she knew that I was sneaking cigarettes, and she would come smoke with me behind the trailer, and she taught me how to give a blow job, and you know, all the classic Sheryl stuff."

 

"I just worshipped her. I thought she was literally the coolest chick of all time."

Me, @ "Sheryl stuff."

"It was less about remembering the technique. Although I'm sure that I implemented it the first chance I got...It was so cool to have someone treat me like an adult and see me as like a young woman and someone who is sexual. She just made me feel so free," she concluded.

 

 

Well that's...something. But unfortunately, for Rob and Sheryl's son, it doesn't stop there. Their 25-year-old, John Owen Lowe, read Gwyneth's comments about his mom's, *ehem*, enhanced oral skills.

 

 

"2020 has been a wild ride, but this has settled it for me. I choose death by murder hornets," he tweeted, along with a screen grab of an article about his mom's "sex tip."

 

2020 has been a wild ride, but this has settled it for me. I choose death by murder hornets. pic.twitter.com/O7PyU3JJky

— John Owen Lowe (@Johnny_L0we) July 24, 2020